| You might think they would be okay if they got caught because they were half domesticated rabbits but the half of them that is wild would never allow them to survive in captivity. For that reason it was paramount the kids be taught to avoid human beings. They taught the wild rabbit babies to avoid humans as well but the lop-ears would be especially targeted because they were undeniably cute. Then one day one of his sons decided to try out the doll wash. That was off-limits territory. Funny found out and called his children into the main room of the burrow and had them all follow him outside. Lined up in front of him were two girls and three boys. They all looked the same except for one that was a round ball of fluffed-fur. Peaking out of the fur were two dark eyes. The fur had two colors, one white the other black. The two dark eyes darted this way then that, finally settling on the ground in front of him. “Gus Bunny! Do you care to explain yourself? And don’t try lying to me and saying you were not in the doll wash. I happen to know the doll wash hair style when I see it!” Funny said. Gus just stood there, looking like a soccer ball made out of fur, with two very dark eyes looking out of it. When he blinked it was so cute Funny almost let go a laugh but he was able to maintain. This was after all serious business that could have had a much worse ending. After giving everyone a good lecture on why you didn’t grab that zip line and see where it took you, he couldn’t resist giving Gus a good kick in the rear since he looked so much like a soccer ball. Gus scooted on down into the burrow smiling because dad cared enough to give him a little boost in the booty. next page |  Gus after the dollwash  Funny when he was on the zip line |