Anna knew better than to admit to anyone she had a horse that pooped gold coins. “Who said that?” She asked while trying to peer into the dark shadows that were all around. “And who said anything about pooping gold coins? Maybe you’re thinking of the goose that lays the golden eggs?” “Not much chance of it being her. I know the little busy-body. Sure, she lays golden eggs. But she never, ever, and forever! Will not shut up! That giant she lives with? He’s deaf. Always has been. Trust me, anybody that can hear, doesn’t want anything to do with that conversation machine.” Said the voice from the shadows again. This time it had come from a different direction. It was a sarcastic, snide tone. Again Anna tried to peer into the dark shadows that were cast all around them. Suddenly out waddled a duck. It stuck a wing out in her direction so Anna gingerly grasped it with two fingers and shook up and down. “Dan the Dam Duck they call me. You know why they call me that? Most folks jump right to thinking its a naughty word. Is that what you thought? Well you shouldn’t have. It’s not naughty at all. I’m a duck see? Ducks need water. You know what keeps water in one place? Dams! That’s what. That pretty much explains why I am a Dam Duck. If I was a mud puddle duck, I wouldn’t get wet very often during the dry season would I? Of course not. But a Dam Duck. Dam ducks know where there is water at all times. I’m sorry, I am dominating the conversation. What did you say you’re name was again lovely girl?” “Anna. I am looking for a place to spend the night.” She replied. “You’ve hit the jackpot my dear! Dan the Dam Duck is also known as Dan the honest innkeeper and Dam Duck.” “Oh, so this is your inn?” Anna asked. “No, no my dear. I have a much better place to spend your time sleeping. Just follow me. Do you think you can keep up?” Dan asked. “I think so. If you don’t walk too fast.” “Oh my dear. I won’t be walking. I will be flying. Is that a problem for you?” Dan asked. next page |  |