The Little Blue Pony Book Series: Book Title: Little Monsters

“Well the apartment had a big kitchen in it with a lot of garlic hanging on the walls. Oddly the kitchen was the only room they did not wreck. Or even enter, we suspect. There was just nothing bothered.” Buzzy said, holding a wing up over his beak as he spoke. He didn’t want to hear about his stinky breath again that day. Did everyone not know what an important job he did? They should have been cheering him for always being there to keep the roads clean of roadkill. For doing what others shunned, being the unsung hero. And what was his reward? Being made fun of because the work he did happened to come with a slightly unpleasant odor. Well he was just going to have to forgive his web-footed friend for being so rude. Then Buzzy thought, he ain’t such a treat for the beak either. No sir, not any kind of treat for the beak at all.
Dan let a little laugh sneak out and then said, “So are you saying that we’re after a seasoned gang of three foot tall thieves who have a shaggy dog that sheds a lot and that draw fangs on the wall as a calling card?” Ozzy did not look impressed with Buzzy’s detective skills. “I’ll have the entire third grade classroom brought in for a lineup.” Buzzy replied, “Might as well bring in the fourth graders too. We have history. They’re as desperate as they are criminal.”
Ozzy sighed. “Would you guys get serious? Buzzy said, “Well come on Ozz. We’ve fought fire-breathing dragons, hordes of Geese Police, including the prehistoric kind, two dark queens …” “And Buzzy’s drinking problem. We’ve beaten them all, I am proud to say.” Dan said, holding his head a little higher than usual. “Of course, just another day for a dam duck.” Buzzy sighed. “What?” Dan asked.
“Ever hear of a one-hit wonder?” Buzzy asked. “If you were a rock and roll band you would have only one song.” “That’s easy. Its the only song that would fit a dam duck.” Dan replied. Buzzy laughed. “Oh I’ve got this one. The song is … I want a new duck by Weird Al.” Dan looked absolutely stunned with disbelief. “Silly as you are stinky. The answer is: We Are The Champions. Buzzy sighed again and said, “Of course it is; how could I have missed it?” He gave Dan a look that asked how could anybody be so self-unaware? “Ever hear of a one-hit wonder?” Buzzy asked. “If you were a rock and roll band you would have only one song.” “That’s easy. Its the only song that would fit a dam duck.” Dan replied. Buzzy laughed. “Oh I’ve got this one. The song is … I want a new duck by Weird Al.” Dan looked absolutely stunned with disbelief. “Silly as you are stinky. The answer is: We Are The Champions. Buzzy sighed again and said, “Of course it is; how could I have missed it?” He gave Dan a look that asked how could anybody be so self-unaware? Next Page